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Friday, July 07, 2006The New "Christian" Statue of LibertyPosted by Frankie at 7/07/2006 12:42:00 AM
From the, "we cannot make this crap up file" here is what a bunch of "Christians" want to rename the Statue of Liberty to:
The Statue of Liberation Through and/or In Christ, also known as the Christian Statue of Liberty and the Lord’s Lady LibertyPreaching for profit and salvation Pastor Alton R. Williams of Memphis, Tennessee has first dibs on the trademark of the hopeful one day United Christian Theocracy Kingdom of people who have been born more than once. Pastor Williams hopes to rename the Statue of Liberty were inspired by some gigantic crosses that light up at night, advertisement billboards, and giant inflatable balloon animal creatures are car dealerships. The good pastor then had a supernatural vision of the new "Christian" Statue of Liberty, aka, "The Statue of Liberation Through and/or In Christ" which holds a cross in one hand, and the bible in another. One night while watching television, I saw some movie or commercial that showed the Statue of Liberty. For that brief moment, I began to meditate on the statue’s present meaning: how the torch has historically represented a light supposedly leading the masses to freedom. I mentally developed some correlations on how I could take that statue and make it glorify God. I began to see a cross in her right torch-filled hand and the Bible replacing the tablet in her left hand. At that moment, I knew that this image would totally redefine this great American icon and give it both a spiritual and patriotic purpose. I immediately remembered various scriptures in the Bible that speak about liberty (Luke 4:18, Galatians 5:1, and James 1:25). Then I began to realize what the statue’s true source of liberty was, what it should have displayed all along, and what God would have wanted America to say about its liberty. The "good" pastor even gives a nice list for the Purpose of the Statue of Liberation Through Christ statue. Can anyone see some conflicts? 1. To announce to America that Jesus Christ is Lord and the true source of liberty.Sweet Jesus this guy is sick, here is a grab from my favorite page though: www.lordsladyliberty.org KnoxNews has more: 11 year old Evelyn Douglass now takes the long way home from school to avoid "the big green thing." Douglass stated: "The Statue of Liberty is a symbol of the United States of America. The cross represents a specific religion. It's not right that they are mixing the two. That church is trashing the meaning of America."Another woman who actually "liked the idea" of the statue, but then realized, "I just think its funding could have been put to better use for the neighborhood."
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Please do enlighten this Catholic, Pentacostals are not Evangelicals? What exactly is an Evangelical then? Is it the same as born again? Anyways, I do understand they liked Idealism philosophy, except for the ask questions part… Also, from a property value standpoint, this thing is a bad idea, who the heck would want to live around that thing?
Also, what is your view of “conservative” I know the traditional definition, but to me, now it’s just defined as cheering on the Republican side regardless of the issue. Being conservative is like cheering for a football team. At least that what it seems like today to me…
Born-again is really an antiquated phrase that arose from the Fundamentalist movement and was adopted by Evangelicals when Billy Graham used it in his crusades to define Christians. Evangelicals really rarely use the phrase today and I don't think I heard it but twice while in Seminary. It's a Biblical term, but one that has been hijacked by true Fundamentalists and often misused and overused.
As for what an Evangelical is, here is a good, but brief definition.
And yes, I agree, it would be bad for the property value, but unfortunately for that area in Memphis, this statue is the lest of its worries. The area around the church has been increasingly deflating over the past 10 years. So the statue won't really affect it much. Also, the street the statue sits on is zoned for business, not residence, so very few homeowners probably coud see this from their porches (though likely they could from their roofs).
As for my view of conservative, I hold that abortion and euthanasia are not good for America and I believe they are not guaranteed in the Constitution (even if one could prove abortion, I think just a legitimate case could be made for the life of the unborn child, given the medical and scientific evidence -- which is why you won't find many OB-GYN's doing abortions AND delivering babies). So I am social conservative in that way. Additionally, I hold that tax and spend is not a good way to solve economic problems and actually breeds laziness and a lack of work ethic for people locked into programs like welfare that don't offer ways out (that's not to say that I want to stop social programs, but merely I think they need to be reformed and overhauled). I believe that the best thing for America is a Fair Tax on money spent (as in a national sales tax) and I think tax breaks to increase job growth in the private sector is a good idea. I am also in favor of privatizing social security and investing more money into private business (like we do when we get 401K's) for retirement plans for the lower class and lower middle class.
I don't like what a lot of Republicans support and I am not in favor of everything the President does. Those are merely stereotypes that liberals and Democrats heap on conservative Christians in a desire to shame them into voting for others than Republicans. I would be glad to vote for a Democrat that I believed held to socially conservative positions and didn't want to tax us to death, believing that it was the cure all. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to respond.